The first reply came from Lustin in broken but not unmanageable English. It wasn't until I received the exact same reply from two different rooms and two different names that I twigged.
But rather than just ignore their stock standard responses to my, admittedly, stock standard email of inquiry, I decided to have some fun. Alas I might have gone out with too much gusto for the game to have dragged on forever but it was an exercise in short and sweet.
The emails are copied below, verbatim, for your enjoyment. Also, don't be scammed by this trash.