Saturday, April 16, 2011

Ho hum

I was going to write a blog about something else and then the McDonald's free wifi became such an uncompromising waste of time that I decided to change tack and write an entire post about how McDonald's are the organisation responsible for giving all those Guatemalans syphilis that one time even though they weren't.

But then I realised the scene would look exactly like this.

Me, sitting at a table and typing furiously having gorged on a stupidly awful Big Mac and fries pontificating about the corporate greed of a company that is providing FREE Internet when they don't have to. All this while I am wet from the rain.

The only logical progression from this point would be the purchase and upkeep of several cats, coupled with the unhealthy desire to take-up crochet.

I'm not ready for that next stage of my life.

Yet.

5 comments:

  1. Erm ... crocheting-cat-lady right here ... actually yeh, best save the pontificating until you're off McD's turf ;)

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  2. Thank you sincerely for changing tack, and not tact. That is a phrase that for all intensive purposes, pacifically aggravates me.

    :) :0 :D :o :) :0 :) :O :D

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  3. I am currently addicted to the bagels they sell there. Plain toasted for me. Bordering on an obsession and will go 10kms out of my way, ok, who am I kidding, there is nowhere on the Coast that Maccas are 10kms apart, but I will go anywhere to get one.

    This of course has nothing to do with your post, but it's 9:30 and I'm hanging for one.

    No crochet yet Rickstar, you live in one of the most vibrant cities in the world, Tai Chi it up in the park at least. xx Bern We miss you hear in the Queensland btw.

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  4. There is nothing wrong with cats and crochet, except when you try to have them simutaneously.

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  5. Have a word with Tweeter @edible_hat before you postpone the crochet.
    Yours sincerely, 3-cat-owning, crocheting lover-of-you-and-your-ten-points. I also enjoy a hot Macca's chip occasionally but divert to Hungry Jack's!

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