But then I realised the scene would look exactly like this.
Me, sitting at a table and typing furiously having gorged on a stupidly awful Big Mac and fries pontificating about the corporate greed of a company that is providing FREE Internet when they don't have to. All this while I am wet from the rain.
The only logical progression from this point would be the purchase and upkeep of several cats, coupled with the unhealthy desire to take-up crochet.
I'm not ready for that next stage of my life.